Saturday, 6 June 2015

Kathryn's Inbox Exclusive: Magazine Dismisses Female Actor's Age As 'Irrelevant'

NOWHERESVILLE, AUSTRALIA--The editor of a leading women's magazine has refused to comment on the age and marital status of a popular female actor, creating headlines right across the nation. 'I don't see what the big deal is,' Suzie Sams, editor of Aphrodite Magazine told our reporter. 'The actor was kind enough to take time out of her busy schedule to talk to us about her role in a new big budget television series. We were quite interested in hearing about her work on the series, and, to be honest, it seemed rather rude to just start talking about her age.'

The resulting article also failed to mention the actor's attire, current weight and her marital status and there were no juicy tidbits about her personal life.